Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Science, Pie, and Holiday Schedule
We have done it again! Top SFCF scientists have developed a scientifically "proven" workout that will allow the athlete to eat increased amounts of pie for the rest of the day.
We call it: The Turkey Chipper
We are currently recruiting athletes for a another study to be held Thursday, Thanksgiving at 8:30 am.
Due to the rigorous nature of this double blind, randomly generated, placebo controlled workout, no other workout will be held on Thursday.
NO Thursday PM classes!
Coach Angel will be on hand till about 11am Thursday morning for some additional
"stuffing, yam, and sweet potato pre-fatiguing."
Regular classes resume on Friday.
So donate your body to science.
at 7:28 AM