Consider this:
The container we use as the center of our operations could, theoretically, hold 20,000lbs of nuts and could be shipped anywhere around the world.
In the picture above, one man provided us with this insight, having worked as a shipper of nuts and foodstuffs in general. Do you know who the Nut-Broker is? Post answers to comments. No fair giving it away if you were at today's 7pm class. Bonus points for adding a working definition of the term Nut-Broker for use at SFCF.
Have fun,
-Boz
10 comments:
My money's on Andrew.
Nut-Broker, n. A clean whose upward trajectory gets a little too close to the goodies.
I going with Country Dave. His performance at Oktoberfest sealed his place in the Nussvermittler Hall of Shame.
Nut broker: Staying too long @ the bottom of your squat snatch position forcing your "gum drops" to drop out of your shorts. This may also occur while over head squatting or back squatting.
Lucas
Someone should market a line of kettlebells under the "Nut Broker" brand name. It could be spray painted on the kettlebell using some sort of "Xtreme" neon color.
Everytime we do kettlebell swings, I fear the possibility...
raj
I am going with Panya. I can't believe that guy did a double dip of that workout. Ouch. I was ready to kiss the snake.
Anyone else think that the term nut-broker sounds like a character from Seinfeld.
I cooked up a little something different for Panya at the PM class...
-Boz
NutBroker could be crossfit sf's holiday version of the nutcracker. We could sell tickets and put on a play consisting of nut breaking WOD's. The money from ticket sales would buy us our new location. "SFCF Presents an Adrian Bozman production, in Association with Kstar Pictures and Poseidon entertainment....The Nut Broker" Adrian......Nut Broker t-shirts with a man squashing his gum drops with a 100# KB. Get on it!
Lucas
It is good to know that, even without me, Lucas can take down another notch. Why hasn't AN chimed in yet?
I gotta agree with Andrew. Maybe we should wear a cup during cleans, and if the bar hits the cup...we are close enough...ahahah
I agree with Nick on the Seinfeld theme. Picture George and Vandalay industries. Only Vandalay is a nut brokerage... Phone rings, George runs out of bathroom with pants around ankles screaming "vandalay!", trips, falls... looks up at Jerry, "and you want to be my nut salesman"
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